atik lng

bOy:unggOy kba???
GiRL:bk8??
BOy:ksi sumasabit ka xa puso q..
GiRL:che!pahinga ka nga
bOy:bk8???
giRL:ksi knina kpa 2matakbo xa isip q..
bOY:nakz nMan!!mka kuha nga ng hgdaN..
GiRL:pra sAn??
bOy:aakyat nq ng ligaw!kw ksi tnitngnan plg kita
tinatamaan nq..
GiRL:kw tlga!cge na nga..
yumukO ka nlg!
bOy:bk8??
GirL:pulutin mu nlg pUsO 
nhulOg na rin saU..
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mga estoy au

2 ka rapist nadakpan.

BIKTIMA: Sir, hayop jud kanang isa, huhu..prisoha na cya!
PULIS: kadtong isa diay miss?
BIKTIMA: dli lang chief, kay looy man. murag wlay mama, kusog kau mototoy bah!









A bOy tOok a knifE & started writing his gf's
name On his arm...

sEveral minutes later..he started
crying likE cRazy..

y??

paiN??nO!!

WRONG SPELLING...!!!








Boy: Matalino ka ba?

Girl: Uu naman.

Boy: Akala ko matalino ka, Eh bat d mo ako masagot?.

Girl: Eh Bubu ka pala eh..Alam ko naman na hindi ikaw ang sagot..XD

(da tagam usab paka hahahaha)
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wala lang

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place.

kapoy

ka kapoy nalang jud

U.F.C