2 ka rapist nadakpan.
BIKTIMA: Sir, hayop jud kanang isa, huhu..prisoha na cya!
PULIS: kadtong isa diay miss?
BIKTIMA: dli lang chief, kay looy man. murag wlay mama, kusog kau mototoy bah!
A bOy tOok a knifE & started writing his gf's
name On his arm...
sEveral minutes later..he started
crying likE cRazy..
y??
paiN??nO!!
WRONG SPELLING...!!!
Boy: Matalino ka ba?
Girl: Uu naman.
Boy: Akala ko matalino ka, Eh bat d mo ako masagot?.
Girl: Eh Bubu ka pala eh..Alam ko naman na hindi ikaw ang sagot..XD
(da tagam usab paka hahahaha)
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